HOTYOT goes to War in the Persian Gulf with the New Zealand Navy
By this stage I was a bit sick of being an International Jetsetting Playplate and decided I should do my bit for world peace. So I joined the Royal NZ Navy as a short term consultant on Vehicular Affairs. What a trip followed - excitement, drama, sites to be wondered at and even some life and death shit. We first went to East Timor to sort out a few of those wayward nasty buggers which did not take that much. And then off to sort out Sadam the Pussy.

	Me on the road again to guess where?
	That's me on the flight deck of the HMNZS Te Kaha and a Ozzie supply ship off the coast of East Timor.
	Even got time for a quick game of rugby, which is only played at nite cause it is so f*#^ing hot during the day.
	I found this neat bar in Singapore and this very friendly barman. What a smilily chap.
	We were out on maneuvers (as ya do) in the Kuwaiti desert and found a few bits and pieces Sadam had forgotten to take home. Littering barstard.
	Me at a bar in Singapore. Nice view but crappie service so I left.